Jeez. I mean for crying out loud (while stamping feet).
I want a 3/4 ton grocery getter that I occasionally need to tow something. Want the axles, brakes and suspension and payload but don't need a diesel, v10 or 6.2. Well ... actually its only cuz I want a stone cold reliable 18mpg 3/4 ton. Hmm. Imagine asking for less power and more reliability and fuel economy. Well thats just crazy talk.